. Told me to watch out for the brat, though; says she's a real wart. No excuse, Bruce. MISS HONEY, BIG KIDS, and CHILDREN DOCTOR You useless, used-car-salesman scum! Do you ever lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed-up things in the world? MRS WORMWOOD [TV Version] We'll wait until she's gone, then we'll go get your doll. We all get carried away sometimes. You gotta get up! Mrs. C, Mrs. U, Mrs. L-T-Y! BIG KIDS And . Matilda: I love your stories, Matilda! Not a jot! ACT 1.