And Capsicle has a built-in hard-on for anything that might be considered team-building..
So why can't he get Eleanor's words from the winter dance out of his head? Yeah, Tony sighs out and nips lightly at Clint's lips. Avengers: Age of Ultron: completed One shot with our favorite trickster will usually revolve around an OC. "Mr. Stark this is Michelle Jones. Yeah, sure. Clint never liked those, more one for sharp, searing taste than soft sweetness himself (and wow, isn't that a metaphor for his life). Go, all of us. So he stumbles through the long hallway leaving to their other sleeping quarters that Tony got them probably for this exact reason, Clint muses as he bumps into walls and doors. Please tell me you're awake, Barton. Oh, c'mon. Ben is reminiscing on his (failed) relationship with Devi. It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! I should never have agreed to play never have I even, especially with my 'family'. The kid shook his head , pouring himself another glass or apple juice. I think I'll join you, doctor, Steve says, before stuttering out not I mean, not in that-, Capsicle, pumpkin, you're good, Tony drawls. Please proceed!. Same as Steve- dirt poor in the 30s, was all Bucky said. The other just rolls his eyes. Looks like I was right, he says out loud, and Tony sighs. Steve, you animal, you.. Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". Thor looks thoroughly charmed. 52: Jessica Jones [03] . Tony's so goddamn pitiful like this, and a strange sort of adorable, and when he gives up, he grumbles and just slumps forward a little, hiding his face in the crook of Clint's shoulder. It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. We're never gonna get started, are we? He lets himself fall back against the fluffy pillows and feels Natasha poke a finger into his side. And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. The Avengers Clint knows he's feeling his pulse. So no grabbing there, then, Tony says and trails his fingers over Clint's throat. He makes sure that his lips are wrapped around the spout, and he knows Tony's watching. Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. Who made you talk? Clint asks, because Tony is drunk all the time and he's never awkwardly confessed his feelings or anything before, which Clint will get right on having conflicted thoughts about that in a second, he just needs to finish up here first.
tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "Never have I ever," Tony says with a wolfish grin, "battled motherfucking aliens.". You gonna run off every time someone asks if we're dating? He frowns at the ceiling. "Nope, he's straight and started dating Cassidy from maths. a short fic wherein our favorite sherman oaks students play never have i ever. Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. Then Peter took a shot. It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. Clint rolls his eyes and tugs Tony's shirt off. Characters: Peter Parker Michelle Jones Ned Leeds Flash Thompson Betty Brant Cindy Moon Sally Avril Abe Brown Seymour O'Reilly Charles Murphy (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Additional Tags: characters may be ooc Never Have I Ever Truth or Dare Secret Identity Peter Parker is a Little Shit This is all my idea. Thor's a beast in the sack.. "Never have I ever smoked marijuana," Danny says and everyone but him takes a drink and this seems to surprisethe senior team. I mean that literally.. Also, English isn't my native language, so if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes, please comment! You looked all cute and Sleeping Beauty. 374 guests "Okay, never have I ever," Natasha paused in thought "Nope, I've got nothing, pass. Michelle wasn't drinking, she gave a solid excuse of "There has to be someone responsible, and since I am Team Captain now, I will take it.". No, we decided no strings, and then there were strings, strings everywhere except they were invisible strings, you know? (Then again, Thor usually looks delighted.) He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. He thought that after the rollercoaster of a year that they were chill now.
Peter Parker One-shots - Never Have I ever - Wattpad Tony smirked, leaning forward in his seat and looking down at a blushing Peter. #starktower Tony is still up, working on his tablet in bed, sprawled with his feet poking out from beneath the silky covers. She was the one to offer the cursed game. Stupid Sally. Abe ringed the bell. So after a mission, I y'know.. Doesn't erase the question. When he does, Tony sleeps beside him. Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Wanda said. Steve looks a little uncomfortable at the thought of semi-lying which is really too cute but he settles and unscrews the cap on his bottle. Sometimes randomly, even. Steve makes another squeaky sound, but less panicked this time, and Clint leans his head on the Captain's shoulder and presses their cheeks together. He likes tzatziki. 's good, Clint slurs into his best friend's shirt. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. Tony just shrugs with a tilted smile. This will probably be a few chapters or series.
That. That's all I have to say, so goodbye, until next time, and thank you all (again)! They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people. Earlier in the day they fought against enchanted trees and not just one but two mad scientists, which explained why they were so exhausted and in need of a good game to play. Sometimes the only way we could eat was to dine and dash, Steve shrugged. It's a skill. Tony's strangely generous in bed, actually. Fare thee well, good Banner, Thor slurs, whose Asgardian-ness is even more pronounced now that he's drunk. Clint and Tony (and the team) get drunk, fall into bed together, fall out of it, and fall back in again. Ned To Peter's utter horror, Michelle agreed with a grin, and soon the other members were completely for it, saying "Yaaas!" Yeah, that'd do the trick.. The tension settles in like it plans to stay, but of course, Tony won't stand for that. Puts his hand on Tony's naked hip. which, to be fair, was a good point. How his teammates were able to bring so many flasks with them unnoticed, he had no idea. That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. Why, thank you, Anthony!. It counts, Bruce says, and Clint obediently drinks. Oh thats bor- seriously Cap? So you're not running away? Clint hears himself say after, when he thinks he's about to take a nap. Traitor, Clint mumbles, but doesn't disentangle especially not when Steve laughs, quiet and warm. Tony looks baffled, maybe? I am wounded that you would think something that awful of me, Agent Romanoff. It's the rules., The rules say that I have to drink if I've done it, Clint says just to piss him off. He had never been in a relationship before, the homecoming date with Liz a complete disaster. I'm really sorry, Clint says, and promptly squirms back under the covers when he remembers that he's still naked. He was never robbed, but the other he had dealt his fair share with them, just never as the victim. Bruce looks contemplative. Alright, never have I ever woken up still drunk and gone about my day like normal anyway. Natasha said. They went back into the elevator. Clint slips under the covers still half waiting for the other shoe to drop, or any shoe to drop, really, but Tony just closes his tablet and tangles their legs. "Never have I ever," Tony was determined to think of something so outrageous that Peter couldn't of possibly done "Killed someone on purpose." Clint flips him the bird without looking at him. Right, Tony says and drapes himself over Clint. #steverogers developers, or authors from publishing works on this site. "In Freshman year at Midtown, when I first became Spidey, I met MJ in class. Paxton dealing with the break-up in season 3. Steve's gone red again. G'niiiiight, guys. Ever wondered what the Avengers or the characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be as yanderes? Yes, Tony, Bruce says in his indulgent and slightly patronising tone, and Clint has another giggle-fit into Nat's shoulder. "Is that true, referee M Jee?" She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. Yeah. They creep closer again, under the covers, until they're cocooning each other. Peter didn't know how to respond, the sudden worry etched in MJ's voice throwing him off. and Flash was looking a bit, what was it? All I have now is the next two weeks of community service and all that. He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. Ayelet was a half-terran, half-Zen-Whoberis, one of the last of her kind. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction A/N: Ok, so this prompt made me incredibly giddy, and it's one I thought of myself :3 this is going to be three parts, and it's going to be absolute teasing filth. We gotta have that rule. (The universe has a terrible sense of humor. I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that..
Marvel One-Shots [NO REQUESTS] - NEVER HAVE I EVER - Wattpad Does anyone have any good Spider-Man fanfics or time travel avengers There's not a lot of them, not in bed, but there are a few. Then I got beaten half to death by Toomes, then I had to save him from getting blown up. Wouldn't you like to know? Clint says easily and takes another swig of Tony's Jim Beam. #captainamerica Like any of them would. Right., Really, Cap? Tony grimaces. Should we proceed? Really, Barton? Natasha mutters and drinks with him. Feels normal, almost, which is a ridiculous thought because of their lives and Tony being, well, Tony. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. he countered, looking at everyone in the circle. he said, staring intensely at Peter, who now had three fingers. Tony makes a 'pssh' noise and pokes around in the fridge for one of his disgusting shakes. Sam cracked a small smile, glad to embarrass the secret couple. Yeah? Clint says and picks up one of the acidic arrows; a prototype he's testing for Tony. Other than someone on the team.. But the two of them don't bother replying, too busy ripping each other apart. Nah, you heard Steve. Thor brings a keg a fucking wooden keg, ladies and gentlemen to the floor, and cracks open the lid. "You know what this line of work is like dad, and it was only one time," I say and the rest of the team nods as we did it together and then sworn not. JARVIS, the traitor, Tony mutters and stares at the floor. Clint kind of wants to hug the guy. Because because the strings! "What? The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. Natasha sets down her mug and walks out of the room without a word. Tony hasn't said anything while Natasha and Clint are doing what the rest of the team calls 'that mind-melding thing', but he looks twitchy and excited at Natasha's glare. Title from Eres t by Carla Morrison of course. The silence prompts Clint to pry open his eyes. What could possibly go wrong, right?. Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. The game has not ended yet, has it?, Oh no, not by far! Tony says. Tony could of sworn he had seen Bruce mouth 'Sugar Daddy', but that couldn't be right. Don't tell me you expected me to last this long.. Site code originally based on Storyline IO Designs 2002. (but they still needed to stay at an hotel) and since Mr. Harrington was probably in his room calling his wife, they could do what they wanted. Story time., It's not a big deal, Clint says, overly casual, and does a one-shouldered shrug. He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. Guy's gotta have a fucking death wish to sneak up on Clint while he's sleeping, the fuck. And, I might add, the suit had a filtration system.. "Same here," The rest of the junior team says while lifting up their shirts showing similartattoos. All of the adults take a shot. Your turn, L'oreal, Tony says and claps Thor on the back. Oh, sh- Tony! Immediately he releases the genius, who groans in pain and rolls his shoulder. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. Kidding?, No no, Tony says, sounding far away, shaking his head slowly. Nine pair of eyes looked at him. And Peter, whose clothes did you steal? Bucky asked. Moving on from THAT awkwardness; never have I ever had sex with a woman who was on her period," said Rhodey. And you wonder why people ship you two?. Please don't expect much, it's rea #avengers Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. We could go with Greek, Natasha says, and Clint just nods because yeah, sure. It's going to be a hell of a ride. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. And the best. They're lying in bed, embracing, making out, and it's probably one of the gayer things Clint has done but he doesn't mind. Badly. Right, yeah, that makes me feel a lot better, Tony huffs, but he doesn't move away. Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. It's creepy. He grips her leg and she lets herself fall to the ground, where they resume their wrestling match. Tony brightens considerably at that. February 27, 2023 equitable estoppel california No Comments . Peter, Tony, Clint, and Rhodey all drank. That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. "I'm Peter's fianc." Everyone is drunk (Except for Peter and MJ) He won't be bothered by it. she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. I've been good! "Never have I ever been electrocuted," Danny says and everyone but Aunt May, T'challa, and he take a drink. Clint stops sleeping in his own bed, for the most part. Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. Clint starts sneaking into Natasha's room again, and she usually lets him curl up with her, because she knows what horrors lurk in his subconscious.
Peter Parker One Shots - Never Have I Ever - Wattpad The elevator dinged. Please consider turning it on! So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. Of course Spider-Man is a klutz, Sam rolled his eyes good-naturedly. "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". Never have I ever battled motherfucking aliens.. Clint remembers reading Tony's file, and how much of it had culminated in Howard Stark and Tony's father issues. Would he say yes or no? "Hold up, got something you want to share Parker?" Huh. Because this is still a terrible idea, okay? Clint's missed this more than he's missed the sex. "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). Cliiiiiint, Tony whines and elbows him in the side. Clint rolls over onto his other side, so he faces away from Stark he doesn't like people staring at his face in his sleep. Maybe this game was fun after all. Tony laughs, throaty and quiet. And how you've managed to get him onto your side in nearly every single dispute since., Tony tries to look hurt, although he's doing a shit job at it, one hand dramatically resting against his chest in a who, me? He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. Tony winces. "Moving on," Steve cleared his throat and shifted in his seat "Never have I ever been kicked out of a bar." Not more running, at least, which I totally admit, I did most of the running, but yeah. Clint quashes that voice so hard it groans in metaphorical pain and leaves him alone. It's all right, Tony says and pats his forearm. Shit. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. I am. Then he looks contemplative. Devi eyes one of the sculptures in the garden theyd agreed to meet in, of three people leaning their heads in towards each other until they sort of meld together. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. Run, he clarifies, forehead creasing. I remember!. i should continue that, and because i have writer's block and felt a moment of motivation, Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar, my benvi bias made itself known in the writing of this, but my love for every dynamic in the love triangle also made itself known, (if you consider canon proceeded as usual from 3.04 when reading this), never have i everplayed never have i ever. You didn't tell me this!" Nat and Wanda took drinks. When it was Ned's turn, a few people only had one finger left, including Peter. Nice. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. ', But he did anyway. He doesn't drink; everyone else does even Thor. Tony pouts. All of you" Clint said. Eaten a cheeseburger really? Tony snarks. It's a great warrior-thing compliment up there, trust me. Natasha pets him on the head when Clint makes a vague noise that says he's less than thrilled with her meddling. Will Peter and Maya get a happy ending? Weak sauce, man. Oh, come on, Merida, Tony says in his high-pitched whine that is completely put-on, because although it might seem that way, Tony Stark never begs. Im not judging your choice in venue.. Never have I ever had a building fall on me" Natasha said. I'm falling asleep, Bruce says, and there's rustling. Also, for that matter, are we actually dating? The words make his stomach churn with nervousness, but he ignores it. #spiderson
Clint does a mental double-take, one Tony wouldn't be able to see even if he was stone-cold sober. "Explain, now. Youre going commando when you help little old ladies cross the street? Sam asked. I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. This was a request from@imwithtonyandnatasha, I had a lot of fun writing it and really I hope it doesn't look like I rushed the ending. Hugging and stuff, that's I like that.. Ava stole a car and drove way to fast and got us pulled over," I say and Ava glares at me. Despite his reputation he has a filthy mouth. As expected, Natasha, Clint, Steve, Bucky, Sam and Tony drank, but yet again Peter surprised them all by downing his glass. I was way too early to be awake on a lazy Sunday. Why wouldn't you?, I don't know, Clint says and leans forward until their foreheads touch.
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